My Cats

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My Cats

Postby Chrystal » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:01 pm

I have two cats. I love them dearly, but I'm pretty sure it's their lifes wish to cause me pain and sorrow. This is why:



1. Stealing my makeup sponge and eating it.

2. Eating my makeup tools.

3. Eating my shoes.

4. Trying to sit in boxes that are way too small for them (hilarious until they spill the box over that's filled with stuff).

5. Meowing at doors that are closed, which they except me to open instantly for them.

6. Stealing my pillow.

7. Laying on my laptop and causing it to do weird things.

8. Being bossy and meowing at me desperately to feed them.

9. Being cute when they sleep.

10. Rubbing me when I spray them with water.


Evil evil cats.
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Re: My Cats

Postby Alex » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:55 pm

Lol, I feel the same way about my two dogs. I love them dearly as well, but I can't stand their barking (especially my brother's loud, high-pitched dog). Mine is somewhat normal-sounding and shuts up after awhile. My brother's dog goes on and on though if someone's over at the house. Winds up giving me headaches galore. T_T;
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Re: My Cats

Postby Chrystal » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:15 pm

Alex wrote:Lol, I feel the same way about my two dogs. I love them dearly as well, but I can't stand their barking (especially my brother's loud, high-pitched dog). Mine is somewhat normal-sounding and shuts up after awhile. My brother's dog goes on and on though if someone's over at the house. Winds up giving me headaches galore. T_T;


There's no way I could ever have a dog. Just can't do it.
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Re: My Cats

Postby Gina » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:14 am

Chrystal wrote:There's no way I could ever have a dog. Just can't do it.


Yes, it was amusing watching your angst as you tried to stay away from Chumley.
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Re: My Cats

Postby Chrystal » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:09 am

Gina wrote:
Yes, it was amusing watching your angst as you tried to stay away from Chumley.


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Re: My Cats

Postby Alex » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:12 am

Gina wrote:
Chrystal wrote:There's no way I could ever have a dog. Just can't do it.


Yes, it was amusing watching your angst as you tried to stay away from Chumley.

Should have taken pics and sold them on e-Bay. I would've bought them! It's fun to blackmail peo...—I meanscrapping them for a collage as a fun hobby! 0-0!
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