ARRGG! ::stops:: Don't tell me they switched to Capital One... Let us slaughter them anyway!
::group stares:: Someone didn't switch to Captial One I see How unfortunate. Is this Santa's list? HEY! WHY AM I NOT ON IT!
SIT BOY! HEY! I didn't see you on the list! Ms. Perfect! Why!?? Did I sully my hands with evil? Why will I get coal this year? WHY???
::gasp:: Dum, de dum... I like fish!
What did you say? Did you say you want to die? ROARRRR ::giggle giggle::

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