So...Can I eat this? ::looks in mirror:: God...Have I gained weight? ::certain people in the audience:: DAMN HE MISSED.
I'm a butterfly!  Look how I flutter! Ugh... So close...Yes so far away... THIS SO DOES NOT MATCH MY OUTFIT.
I wonder... How many licks DOES it take to get into the center of a tootsie pop? A young Kaede! I'm so hungry... This has to be a gumball...
Uh...I left my easy bake oven on! No pears for you. CONTACT?  WHERE'S MY CONTACT?
I'm just your average 3-eyed crow.  Nothing to see here. Does this look as bad as I think it does? They call me... Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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